暂停下载lrc！<br><br>[ti:canadian idiot]<br>[ar:yankovic]<br>[al:straight outta lynwood]<br>[by:www.geciduoduo.com]<br>[02:19.25][00:01.21]www.geciduoduo.com   制作<br>[02:16.06][00:06.21]album:straight outta lynwood<br>[02:12.62][00:30.00]yankovic-canadian idiot lyrics<br>[00:10.32]<br>[00:10.86]don’t wanna be a canadian idiot<br>[00:16.07]don’t wanna be some beer-swillin’ hockey nut<br>[00:20.22]and do i look like some frostbitten hosehead?<br>[00:26.50]i never learned my alphabet from a to zed<br>[00:28.78]<br>[00:31.68]they all live on donuts and moose meat<br>[00:33.78]and they leave the house without packing heat<br>[00:36.09]never even bring their guns to the mall<br>[00:40.35]and you know what else is too funny?<br>[00:43.75]their stupid monopoly money<br>[00:46.29]can’t take ’em seriously at all<br>[00:49.36]<br>[00:57.50]well, maple syrup and snow’s what they export<br>[01:01.89]they treat curling just like it’s a real sport<br>[01:07.77]they think their silly accent is so cute<br>[01:12.43]can’t understand a thing they’re talkin’ aboot<br>[01:15.12]<br>[01:17.40]sure, they’ve got their national healthcare<br>[01:19.91]cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air<br>[01:22.50]then again, well, they’ve got celine dion<br>[01:26.70]eat their weight in kraft macaroni<br>[01:30.24]and dream of drivin’ a zamboni<br>[01:32.67]all over saskatchewan<br>[01:36.19]<br>[01:41.05]don’t wanna be a canadian idiot<br>[01:43.04]won’t figure out the temperature in celsius<br>[01:45.62]see the map, they’re hovering right over us<br>[01:48.26]tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous<br>[02:10.15][01:50.84]<br>[01:51.14]always hear the same kind of story<br>[01:53.33]break their nose, and they’ll just say "sorry!"<br>[01:55.91]tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?<br>[02:00.24]it’s gotta mean they’re all up to something<br>[02:03.79]so quick, before they see it coming<br>[02:06.25]time for a pre-emptive strike