暂停下载lrc！<br><br>[ti:virus alert]<br>[ar:yankovic]<br>[al:straight outta lynwood]<br>[by:www.geciduoduo.com]<br>[00:00.25]www.geciduoduo.com   制作<br>[00:03.11]album:straight outta lynwood<br>[00:05.21]yankovic-virus alert<br>[00:06.47]hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please<br>[00:10.69]really want to give you a warning<br>[00:13.64]’cause i found out this morning<br>[00:14.66]’bout a dangerous, insidious comuter virus<br>[00:17.78]if you should get any mail with the subject: "stinky cheese"<br>[00:22.98]better not go taking your chances<br>[00:24.90]under no circumstances<br>[00:26.28]should you open it or else it will<br>[00:28.86]translate your documents into swahili<br>[00:33.30]make your tv record "gigli"<br>[00:35.40]neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling<br>[00:38.70]<br>[00:41.22](look out!) it’s gonna make your computer screen freeze<br>[00:44.20](look out!) erase the easter eggs off your dvds<br>[00:46.81](look out!) erase your hard drive and your back-ups too<br>[00:49.66]and the hard drive of anyone related to you<br>[00:52.54]<br>[00:53.98]virus alert!<br>[00:55.64]delete immediately before someone gets hurt<br>[00:59.29]forward this message on to everybody<br>[01:02.49]<br>[01:05.52]soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls<br>[01:10.44]it’ll make your keyboard all sticky<br>[01:12.72]give your poodle a hickey<br>[01:13.98]and invest your cash in stock in euro disney<br>[01:17.55]then it will tie up your phone making crank long distance calls<br>[01:22.64]it’ll set your clocks back an hour<br>[01:24.38]and start hogging the shower<br>[01:25.70]so just trash it now, or else it will<br>[01:28.29]decide to give you a permanent wedgie<br>[01:32.73]legally change your name to reggie<br>[01:34.65]even mess up the ph balance in your pool<br>[01:38.28]<br>[01:40.65](look out!) it’s gonna melt your face right off of your skull<br>[01:43.35](look out!) and make your ipod only play jethro tull<br>[01:46.08](look out!) and tell you knock-knock jokes while you’re tryin’ to sleep<br>[01:49.09](look out!) and make you physically attracted to sheep<br>[01:51.91](look out!) steal your identity and your credit cards<br>[01:54.88](look out!) buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards<br>[01:57.82](look out!) then cause a major rift in time and space<br>[02:00.79]and leave a bunch of twinkie wrappers all over the place<br>[02:03.77]that’s right, it’s a...<br>[02:05.59]<br>[02:05.90]virus alert<br>[02:07.42]delete immediately before someone gets hurt<br>[02:11.24]forward this message on to everybody<br>[02:14.27]virus alert<br>[02:16.16]delete immediately before someone gets hurt<br>[02:19.32]forward this message on to everybody<br>[02:22.85]warn all your friends, send this to everybody<br>[02:26.10]tell everyone you know, tell everybody now<br>[02:29.76]<br>[02:31.65]if you get infected, you’ll wish you had never been born<br>[02:37.17]so before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn...<br>[02:42.78]<br>[02:43.50]turn off your computer and make sure it powers down<br>[02:46.36]drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground<br>[02:49.53]bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine<br>[02:52.23]then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online<br>[02:57.09]<br>[02:58.81]virus alert<br>[03:00.10]delete immediately before someone gets hurt<br>[03:03.67]forward this message on to everybody<br>[03:07.33]virus alert<br>[03:08.92]delete immediately before someone gets hurt<br>[03:12.70]forward this message on to everybody<br>[03:15.77]virus alert<br>[03:17.63]delete immediately before someone gets hurt<br>[03:21.95]forward this message on to everybody<br>[03:24.92]warn all your friends, send this to everybody<br>[03:27.62]tell everyone you know, tell everybody now<br>[03:31.43]what are you waiting for?<br>[03:33.36]just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know<br>[03:36.57]hit... send... right... now<br>[03:42.35]