暂停下载lrc！<br><br>[ti:confessions part iii]<br>[ar:yankovic]<br>[al:straight outta lynwood]<br>[by:www.geciduoduo.com]<br>[00:00.95]www.geciduoduo.com   制作<br>[03:36.71][00:03.63]album:straight outta lynwood<br>[03:32.17][00:06.57]yankovic-confessions part iii<br>[03:41.07][00:10.09]<br>[00:11.12]watch this <br>[00:12.32]<br>[00:13.34]these are my confessions <br>[00:15.19]just when i thought i said all i could say i came up up with more secrets to tell you today <br>[00:20.63]these are my confessions <br>[00:21.63]slip my mind the last two times <br>[00:23.85]silly me, so now i gotta give you part three of my confessions <br>[00:28.94]first i told you about the skank that i was cheating with,then i mentioned she’s having my kid <br>[00:35.86]that’s not all, now i recall more you see, so i’ll give you part three of my confessions <br>[00:41.99]now this is gonna be the hardest thing i ever had to do, <br>[00:45.55]gonna tell you everything i left out of parts one and two <br>[00:49.10]like remember when i told you i knew paulie shore (paulie shore) <br>[00:53.24]that’s a lie, i don’t know what i said that for <br>[00:55.58]i borrowed your chapstick (from you) <br>[00:58.20]i tried out your nose hair trimmer (too) <br>[01:01.21]and by the way your diamond ring is cubic circonium, <br>[01:05.29]i killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another one <br>[01:09.50]<br>[01:09.72]these are my confessions <br>[01:10.35]just when i thought i said all i could say i needed to get some things off my chest right away <br>[01:15.40]these are my confessions <br>[01:17.25]slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, i guess i gotta give you part three of my confessions <br>[01:24.23]i threw up on your dog last time i had too much to drink <br>[01:27.47]there have been times when i’ve peed in your sink <br>[01:30.92]don’t know why, but you and i should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions <br>[01:37.63]<br>[01:38.67]baby forgive me i’m still trying to figure out why i used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought <br>[01:44.54]oh and sometimes in private, i really like to dress up as shirley temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick) <br>[01:51.47]my boss thinks i’m a jerk, i didn’t get that raise. <br>[01:54.42]i haven’t changed my underwear in twenty-seven days! <br>[01:57.78]and when i’m kissing you i fantasize you as a midget <br>[02:01.66]i’m so sorry debbi! i mean bridget! <br>[02:04.97]<br>[02:05.17]these are my confessions <br>[02:05.95]just when i thought i said all i could say i got a few more secrets i’d like to convey <br>[02:11.77]these are my confessions <br>[02:12.79]slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, i guess i gotta give you part three of my confessions <br>[02:19.33]gave you buttered toast i dropped and then picked up off the floor <br>[02:23.27]fyi it was not a cold sore <br>[02:26.57]ooops my bad, but you’ll be madder at me when i finish part three of my confessions <br>[02:32.52]<br>[02:34.25]you don’t know how hard it is for me to tell you this, but remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday? <br>[02:39.56]well, i returned it for store credit. that thing was hideous, what were you thinking? <br>[02:46.20]o and by the way, i wasn’t really sick last week, <br>[02:49.45]i just didn’t wanna go to your stupid office picnic <br>[02:51.97]oh and when i told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies, <br>[02:55.60]what i meant was that there was only enough left for me. sorry. <br>[03:00.11]<br>[03:00.42]these are my confessions <br>[03:01.34]just when i thought i said all i could say, i thought of some more things that should scare you away <br>[03:07.56]these are my confessions <br>[03:08.35]slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, i guess i gotta give you part three of my confessions <br>[03:15.14]once i blew my nose and wiped it on your cat <br>[03:18.65]and i lied, yes that dress makes you look fat <br>[03:22.43]anyway, i shouldn’t say anymore ’til i give you part four of my confessions<br>[03:29.64]