暂停下载lrc！<br><br>[ti:close but no cigar]<br>[ar:yankovic]<br>[al:straight outta lynwood]<br>[by:www.geciduoduo.com]<br>[00:00.61]www.geciduoduo.com   制作<br>[00:04.87]album:straight outta lynwood<br>[01:03.76]yankovic-close but no cigar<br>[00:07.51]<br>[00:07.78]jillian was her name <br>[00:10.58]she was sweeter than aspartame <br>[00:14.08]her kisses reconfigured my dna <br>[00:17.87]and after that i never was the same <br>[00:20.96]<br>[00:21.95]and i loved her even more <br>[00:25.31]than marlon brando loved souffle <br>[00:28.49]she was gorgeous, she was charming <br>[00:32.01]yeah, she was perfect in every way <br>[00:35.94]<br>[00:36.14]except she was always using the word "infer" <br>[00:40.02]when she obviously meant "imply" <br>[00:43.94]and i know some guys would put up with that kind of thing <br>[00:47.40]but frankly, i can’t imagine why <br>[00:50.28]<br>[00:50.67]and i told her, i said <br>[00:51.87]"hey! are we playing horseshoes, honey? <br>[00:55.18]no, i don’t think we are! <br>[00:58.02]you’re close! (close!) <br>[01:00.34]but no cigar!" <br>[01:07.00]then i met sweet young janet <br>[01:09.43]prettiest thing on the planet <br>[01:13.12]had a body hotter than a habanjero <br>[01:17.49]she had lips like a ripe pomegranate <br>[01:20.21]<br>[01:20.82]and i was crazy like manson about her <br>[01:23.97]she got me all choked up like momma cass <br>[01:28.35]she had a smile so incredibly radiant <br>[01:31.44]you had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass <br>[01:35.44]<br>[01:35.62]i thought after all these years of searching around <br>[01:39.40]i’d found my soulmate finally <br>[01:42.55]but one day i found out she actually owned a copy <br>[01:46.99]of joe dirt on dvd <br>[01:49.45]<br>[01:49.81]oh, no! i said <br>[01:50.96]"hey! are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo? <br>[01:54.89]no i don’t think we are! <br>[01:57.32]you’re close! (close!) <br>[01:59.75]oh, so very close! (close!) <br>[02:03.92]yeah, baby, you’re close! (close!) <br>[02:07.01]so close! <br>[02:08.94]but no cigar!" <br>[02:10.20]<br>[02:15.99](oh, yeah!) <br>[02:19.63](oh, no!) <br>[02:22.30](oh, yeah!) <br>[02:25.09](oh, no!) <br>[02:26.71](all right!) <br>[02:28.98]<br>[02:30.69][hand claps, trumpet solo] <br>[02:34.40]<br>[02:35.66]julie played water polo <br>[02:37.97]she wore a ribbon on her left manolo <br>[02:42.16]she had me sweating like nixon every time she was near <br>[02:46.00]my heart was beating like a buddy rif solo <br>[02:49.33]<br>[02:49.91]and she was everything i’ve dreamed of <br>[02:53.42]she moved right up to #1 on my list <br>[02:56.96]and did i mention she’s a world famous billionare <br>[03:00.65]bikini supermodel astrophysicist <br>[03:03.75]<br>[03:04.34]yeah, she was so pretty she made charlize theron <br>[03:07.94]look like a big fat slobbering pig <br>[03:11.57]the only caveat is one of her earlobes <br>[03:15.66]was just a little tiny bit too big <br>[03:18.45]<br>[03:18.72]i said <br>[03:19.89]"hey! are we doing government work here? <br>[03:23.31]no i don’t think we are! <br>[03:25.89]you’re close! (close!) <br>[03:28.35]so very, very close! (close!) <br>[03:32.25]aaw, baby, you’re close! (close!) <br>[03:36.07]so close! <br>[03:37.21]but no cigar!" <br>[03:38.95]<br>[03:39.76]missed it by that much! (no cigar!) <br>[03:42.22]ah, yeah! ah, right! (no cigar!) <br>[03:45.89]really, really, really close! (no cigar!) <br>[03:50.00]