暂停下载lrc！<br><br>[ti:trapped in the drive-thru]<br>[ar:yankovic]<br>[al:straight outta lynwood]<br>[by:www.geciduoduo.com]<br>[00:00.83]www.geciduoduo.com   制作<br>[00:07.07]album:straight outta lynwood<br>[00:09.65]yankovic-trapped in the drive-thru<br>[00:12.53]<br>[00:21.91]seven o’clock in the evening <br>[00:23.45]watchin somethin’ stupid on tv <br>[00:25.09]i’m zoned out on the sofa <br>[00:27.38]when my wife comes in the room and sees me <br>[00:30.26]<br>[00:30.47]she says "is this ’behind the music’ <br>[00:33.55]with lynard skynard?" <br>[00:34.90]and i say "i don’t know. <br>[00:36.49]say, it’s gettin’ late...watcha wanna do for dinner? <br>[00:40.06]<br>[00:40.52]she says "i kinda had a big lunch. <br>[00:41.62]so i’m not super hungry." <br>[00:44.56]i said "well you know, baby, i’m not starvin’ either <br>[00:46.73]but i could eat." <br>[00:47.72]<br>[00:48.08]she said "so whadya have in mind?" <br>[00:49.85]i said "i don’t know what about you?" <br>[00:52.19]she said "i don’t care, if you’re hungry, let’s eat." <br>[00:54.89]i said "that’s what we’re gonna do!" <br>[00:56.36]<br>[00:56.75]"but first you gotta tell me <br>[00:58.41]what it is you’re hungry for!" <br>[01:00.57]and she says "let me think... <br>[01:02.89]...what’s left in our refridgerator?" <br>[01:04.93]<br>[01:05.80]i said "well, there’s tuna, i know." <br>[01:07.66]she said "that went bad a week ago!" <br>[01:09.94]i said "is the chili ok?" <br>[01:12.04]she said "you finished that yesterday!" <br>[01:14.26]<br>[01:14.77]i hopped up and i said <br>[01:16.42]"i don’t know, do you want to get something delivered?" <br>[01:18.73]she’s like "why would i want to eat liver? <br>[01:21.64]i don’t even like liver!" <br>[01:23.53]<br>[01:23.86]i’m like "no, i said ’delivered’." <br>[01:26.23]she’s like "i heard you say liver!" <br>[01:27.91]i’m like "i should know what i said..." <br>[01:29.89]she’s like "whatever, i just don’t want any liver!" <br>[01:32.09]<br>[01:32.53]well i was gonna say something <br>[01:34.39]but my cell phone started to ring <br>[01:36.61]now who could be callin’ me? <br>[01:38.60]well i checked my caller id <br>[01:40.73]<br>[01:41.15]it was just cousin larry <br>[01:42.94]callin’ for the third time today... <br>[01:44.83]my wife said "let it go to voicemail." <br>[01:47.92]i said, "ok." <br>[01:49.46]<br>[01:50.21]"where were we? oh, dinner, right <br>[01:52.27]so what d’ya want to do?" <br>[01:53.96]she said "why don’t you whip up somethin in the kitchen?" <br>[01:56.44]"yeah," i said, "why don’t you?" <br>[01:58.54]<br>[01:59.03]and then she said "baby, can’t we just go out to dinner, please?" <br>[02:02.87]i says "no" <br>[02:03.71]she says "yes" <br>[02:04.13]i says "no" <br>[02:04.60]she says "yes" <br>[02:05.12]i says "no" <br>[02:05.62]she says "yes... <br>[02:06.35]...oh, here’s your keys" <br>[02:08.00]<br>[02:08.21]i step a little bit closer <br>[02:09.95]say "ok, where ya want to go?" <br>[02:11.86]she says "how about the ivy?" <br>[02:14.15]i said "yeah, well i don’t know..." <br>[02:16.25]<br>[02:16.70]i don’t feel like gettin all dressed up <br>[02:19.19]and eatin’ expensive food <br>[02:20.96]she’s says "olive garden?" <br>[02:23.05]i say "nah, i’m not in the mood... <br>[02:25.13]<br>[02:25.52]...and burrito king would make me gassy <br>[02:28.22]there’s no doubt" <br>[02:29.57]she says "just forget about it" <br>[02:31.81]i said "no, i swear i’m gonna take you out!" <br>[02:33.95]<br>[02:34.55]then i get an idea <br>[02:36.65]i says "i know what we’ll do!" <br>[02:38.75]she says "what?" <br>[02:39.50]i say "guess" <br>[02:39.74]she says "what?" <br>[02:40.22]i say "we’re goin’ to the drive-thru!" <br>[02:42.98]<br>[02:43.49]so we head out the front door <br>[02:45.11]open the garage door <br>[02:47.55]then i open the car doors <br>[02:49.97]and we get in those car doors <br>[02:51.86]<br>[02:52.31]put my key in the ignition <br>[02:53.99]and then i turn it sideways <br>[02:56.21]then we fasten our seat belts <br>[02:58.40]as we pull out the driveway <br>[03:00.81]<br>[03:01.17]then we drive to the drive-thru <br>[03:02.91]heading off to the drive-thru <br>[03:05.13]we’re approaching the drive-thru <br>[03:07.32]getting close to the drive-thru! <br>[03:09.42]<br>[03:09.81]almost there at the drive-thru <br>[03:11.70]now we’re here at the drive thru <br>[03:13.83]here in line at the drive-thru <br>[03:16.08]did i mention the drive-thru? <br>[03:18.39]<br>[03:27.67]well here we are <br>[03:29.19]in the drive-thru line, me and her. <br>[03:31.71]cars in front of us, cars in back of us. <br>[03:34.68]all just waiting to order <br>[03:36.04]<br>[03:36.45]there’s some idiot in a volvo <br>[03:38.19]with his brights on behind me <br>[03:40.39]i lean out the window and scream <br>[03:42.45]"hey, whatcha tryin to do, blind me?" <br>[03:45.16]<br>[03:45.54]my wife says "maybe we should park... <br>[03:47.56]...we could just go eat inside." <br>[03:49.66]i said "i’m wearin’ bunny slippers <br>[03:51.91]so i ain’t leavin’ this ride..." <br>[03:54.13]<br>[03:54.39]now a woman on a speaker box <br>[03:56.52]is sayin’ "can i take your order, please?" <br>[03:58.59]i said "yes indeed, you certainly can <br>[04:00.51]we’d like two hamburgers with onions and cheese." <br>[04:02.82]<br>[04:03.10]then my wife says <br>[04:04.62]"baby, hold on, i’ve changed my mind! <br>[04:07.26]i think i’m gonna have a chicken sandwich <br>[04:10.17]instead, this time" <br>[04:11.47]<br>[04:12.09]i said "you always get a cheeseburger!" <br>[04:13.80]she says "that’s not what i’m hungry for." <br>[04:16.11]i put my head in my hands and screamed, <br>[04:18.33]"i don’t know who you are anymore!" <br>[04:20.65]<br>[04:21.12]the voice on the speaker says <br>[04:22.84]"i don’t have all day!" <br>[04:25.12]i said "then, take our order, <br>[04:26.94]and we’ll be on our way! <br>[04:29.56]<br>[04:29.95]i wanna get a chicken sandwich <br>[04:31.99]and i want a cheeseburger, too <br>[04:34.09]she’s like "you want onions on that?" <br>[04:36.22]i’m like "yeah, i already said that i do... <br>[04:38.29]<br>[04:38.65]...plus we need curly fries <br>[04:40.62]and don’t you dare forget it! <br>[04:43.14]and two medium root beers <br>[04:45.49]no, just one, we’ll split it." <br>[04:47.65]<br>[04:48.00]then i said "i’m guessin’ that <br>[04:49.69]you’re probably not too bright... <br>[04:52.03]so read me back my order <br>[04:54.16]let’s make sure you got it right." <br>[04:56.02]<br>[04:56.25]she says "one, you want a chicken sandwich. <br>[04:58.51]two, you want a cheeseburger <br>[05:00.54]three, curly fries, and a large root beer" <br>[05:03.72]"stop, don’t go no further!" <br>[05:05.20]<br>[05:05.49]"i never ordered a large rootbeer <br>[05:07.36]i said medium, not large!" <br>[05:09.16]then she says "we’re havin’ a special, <br>[05:11.83]i supersized you at no charge." <br>[05:13.87]<br>[05:14.17]"oh." and that’s all <br>[05:16.91]i could say, was "oh." <br>[05:18.11]and she says "now there is somethin’ else <br>[05:20.24]that i really think you should know. <br>[05:22.43]<br>[05:22.94]you can have unlimited refills <br>[05:24.86]for just a quarter more..." <br>[05:26.78]i say "great, except we’re in the drive thru... <br>[05:29.36]so what would i want that for?" <br>[05:31.19]<br>[05:31.61]then she says "wait a minute <br>[05:33.62]your voice sounds so familiar...hey, is this paul? <br>[05:36.77]and my wife is all like "no, that ain’t paul, <br>[05:39.41]now tell me, who’s this paul? <br>[05:41.25]<br>[05:41.75]she says "oh, he’s just some guy <br>[05:43.58]who goes to school with me. <br>[05:45.68]i sat behind him last year <br>[05:47.81]and i copied off him in geometry. <br>[05:50.93]i said "i know a guy named paul. <br>[05:52.59]he used to be my plumber <br>[05:54.72]he was prematurely bald <br>[05:56.94]and he moved to pittsburgh last summer. <br>[05:59.07]<br>[05:59.22]he also had bladder problems <br>[06:01.35]and a really bad infection on his toe." <br>[06:03.24]and she said "mister, please, you can stop right there, <br>[06:06.01]that’s way more than i needed to know!" <br>[06:07.86]<br>[06:08.14]and then we both were quiet <br>[06:10.24]and things got real intense <br>[06:12.46]then she says "next window please, <br>[06:14.47]that’ll be five dollars and eighty two cents." <br>[06:16.81]<br>[06:17.01]so we inched ahead in line <br>[06:19.00]movin’ painfully slow <br>[06:20.98]i got a little bored <br>[06:23.11]so i turned on the radio... <br>[06:24.91]<br>[06:25.34][song plays] <br>[06:37.91]<br>[06:41.79][click] turned it off <br>[06:42.93]because my wife was getting a headache <br>[06:45.42]so we both just sat there quietly <br>[06:49.39]for her sake. <br>[06:50.49]<br>[06:50.94]then i looked at her <br>[06:52.15]and she looked back at me <br>[06:54.46]and i said "um, <br>[06:56.46]i think you have somethin’ in your teeth." <br>[06:58.86]<br>[06:59.44]she turned away from me <br>[07:01.11]and then turned back and said "did i get it?" <br>[07:03.63]i said "yeah. well, i mean, most of it... <br>[07:06.87]but hey, ya know, don’t sweat it." <br>[07:08.67]<br>[07:08.94]then she said "how about now?" <br>[07:11.70]i said "yeah, almost. <br>[07:13.00]there’s still a little bit there <br>[07:15.18]but don’t worry, it’s probably just a piece of toast." <br>[07:17.31]<br>[07:17.53]now we’re at the pay window <br>[07:19.00]or whatever you call it <br>[07:21.21]put my hand in my pocket <br>[07:23.20]i can’t believe there’s no wallet! <br>[07:25.42]<br>[07:33.19]and the lady at the window’s like, <br>[07:34.38]"well, well that’ll be five eighty two." <br>[07:38.53]i turn around to my wife, and say <br>[07:41.40]"how much have you got on you?" <br>[07:43.47]<br>[07:44.16]she just rolls her eyes and says <br>[07:45.87]"i’ll pay for this, i guess." <br>[07:48.04]so she reaches into her purse <br>[07:49.98]and pulls out the american express <br>[07:52.44]<br>[07:52.65]i hand it to the lady <br>[07:54.54]and she says "oh, dear. <br>[07:56.64]it’s gotta be cash only <br>[07:58.89]we don’t take credit cards here." <br>[08:01.17]<br>[08:01.45]i took back the card and said <br>[08:03.42]"gee, really? well that sucks." <br>[08:05.47]and that’s when i found out <br>[08:07.80]my wife was only carryin’ three bucks. <br>[08:10.18]<br>[08:10.36]i said "i thought you were <br>[08:12.46]going to hit the atm today" <br>[08:15.19]she says "i never got around to it <br>[08:17.43]so where’s your wallet anyway? <br>[08:18.94]<br>[08:19.48]and i said "nevermind, <br>[08:20.92]just help me to find some change..." <br>[08:23.20]now the lady at the window <br>[08:25.17]is lookin at me kinda strange... <br>[08:27.46]<br>[08:28.17]and she says "mister, please, <br>[08:30.04]we gotta move this line along" <br>[08:32.32]i said "now hold your stinkin’ horses lady, <br>[08:35.53]we won’t be long." <br>[08:36.85]<br>[08:37.12]we looked around inside the glove-box <br>[08:39.07]and check the mat beneath my feet <br>[08:41.53]i found a nickel in the ashtray <br>[08:43.24]and a couple pennies and a dime in the space betweent he seats <br>[08:45.52]<br>[08:45.82]before long i had a little pile <br>[08:47.80]of coins of every sort <br>[08:50.17]the lady counts it up and says <br>[08:52.30]"you’re still about a dollar short" <br>[08:54.28]<br>[08:54.70]and now my woman’s got this weird look <br>[08:56.92]frozen on her face <br>[08:58.54]she screams, "you know <br>[09:00.34]i wasn’t even really hungry in the first place" <br>[09:03.25]<br>[09:03.61]and so i turned around <br>[09:05.35]to the cashier again <br>[09:07.63]i shrugged and said "ok <br>[09:09.79]forget the chicken sandwich then" <br>[09:12.05]<br>[09:12.38]so i pick up my change <br>[09:14.41]pick up my reciept <br>[09:16.40]and i drive to the pickup window <br>[09:18.52]man, i just can’t wait to eat <br>[09:20.68]<br>[09:21.20]and now we see this acne ridden <br>[09:23.20]kid about sixteen <br>[09:25.12]wearin’ a dorky nametag that says <br>[09:27.80]"hello, my name is eugene." <br>[09:29.72]<br>[09:30.07]and he hands me a paper bag <br>[09:32.23]i look him in the eyes <br>[09:34.36]and i say to him "hey, eugene, <br>[09:36.92]can i get some ketchup for my fries?" <br>[09:38.77]<br>[09:38.95]well he looks at me <br>[09:40.90]and i look at him <br>[09:43.34]and he looks at me <br>[09:45.25]and i look at him <br>[09:47.86]<br>[09:48.22]and he looks at me <br>[09:50.35]and i look at him <br>[09:52.43]and he says "i’m sorry <br>[09:54.13]what did you want again?" <br>[09:56.45]<br>[09:56.77]i say "ketchup!" <br>[09:58.43]and he says "oh yeah, that’s right... <br>[10:01.13]...i just spaced out there for a second <br>[10:03.26]i’m really kind of burnt tonight." <br>[10:05.27]<br>[10:05.66]and then he hands me the ketchup <br>[10:07.85]and now we’re finally drivin’ away <br>[10:10.32]and the food is drivin’ me mad <br>[10:12.73]with its intoxicating bouquet <br>[10:14.98]<br>[10:15.70]i’m starvin’ to death <br>[10:17.20]by the time we pull up at the traffic light <br>[10:19.21]i say "baby, gimme that burger, <br>[10:22.07]i just gotta have a bite!" <br>[10:23.99]<br>[10:24.34]so she reaches in the bag <br>[10:26.20]and pulls out the burger <br>[10:28.49]and she hands me the burger <br>[10:30.35]and i pick up the burger <br>[10:32.33]<br>[10:32.63]and then i unwrap the paper <br>[10:35.30]i bite into those buns <br>[10:37.77]and i just can’t believe it <br>[10:39.83]they forgot the onions!<br>[10:44.42]