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[ti:like a boss]
[ar:the lonely island]
[al:incredibad]
[by:www.geciduoduo.com]
[00:-04.00]the lonely island - like a boss
[00:-03.00]lrc by lzh ,from jiangxi pingxiang
[00:-02.00]@ www.geciduoduo.com @
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[00:00.51]mr. samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
[00:03.08]no problem.
[00:04.01]so you’re in charge around here, is that fair to say?
[00:06.20]absolutely, i’m the boss.
[00:07.99]ok, so take us through the day in the life of a boss.
[00:10.98]well the first thing i do is...
[00:12.93]talk to corporate (like a boss)
[00:14.26]approve memos (like a boss)
[00:15.71]lead a workshop (like a boss)
[00:17.27]remember birthdays (like a boss)
[00:18.87]direct work flow (like a boss)
[00:20.50]my own bathroom (like a boss)
[00:22.00]micromanage (like a boss)
[00:23.60]promote synergy (like a boss)
[00:25.19]hit on deborah (like a boss)
[00:26.86]get rejected (like a boss)
[00:28.47]swallow sadness (like a boss)
[00:30.05]send some faxes (like a boss)
[00:31.66]call a sex line (like a boss)
[00:33.18]cry deeply (like a boss)
[00:34.69]demand a refund (like a boss)
[00:36.59]eat a bagel (like a boss)
[00:38.25]harassment lawsuit (like a boss)
[00:39.69]no promotion (like a boss)
[00:41.42]fifth of vodka (like a boss)
[00:43.06]shit on deborah’s desk (like a boss)
[00:44.63]buy a gun (like a boss)
[00:46.04]in my mouth (like a boss)
[00:47.70]oh, fuck me, i can’t fucking do it, shit!
[00:50.78]pussy out (like a boss)
[00:52.61]puke on deborah’s desk (like a boss)
[00:54.22]jump out the window (like a boss)
[00:55.60]suck a dude’s dick (like a boss)
[00:57.27]score some coke (like a boss)
[00:58.86]crash my car (like a boss)
[01:00.37]suck my own dick (like a boss)
[01:02.16]eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
[01:03.65]chop my balls off (like a boss)
[01:05.16]black out in the sewer (like a boss)
[01:06.90]meet a giant fish (like a boss)
[01:08.40]fuck his brains out (like a boss)
[01:09.99]turn into a jet (like a boss)
[01:11.44]bomb the russians (like a boss)
[01:13.23]crash into the sun (like a boss)
[01:14.80]now i’m dead (like a boss)
[01:16.45]...uh-huh, so that’s an average day for you then?
[01:20.52]no doubt.
[01:21.81]you chop your balls off and die?
[01:23.63]hell yeah!
[01:24.74]and i think you said at one point there you suck your own dick?
[01:27.53]nope.
[01:29.59]i’m pretty sure you did.
[01:31.09]nah, that ain’t me.
[01:32.67]ok, well then this has been eye opening for me.
[01:35.50]i’m the boss.
[01:36.76]yeah, no, i got that, you said it about 400 times.
[01:38.91]i’m the boss.
[01:40.43]yeah, yeah, i got it.
[01:41.16]i’m the boss.
[01:42.08]no, i heard you, see you later!
[01:44.51]like a boss!
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