暂停下载lrc！<br><br>[ti:incredibad]<br>[ar:the lonely island]<br>[al:incredibad]<br>[by:www.geciduoduo.com]<br>[00:01.00]the lonely island - incredibad<br>[00:04.00]lrc by lzh ,from jiangxi pingxiang<br>[00:07.00]@ www.geciduoduo.com @<br>[00:10.00]<br>[00:10.89]now let’s take a trip down memory lane<br>[00:14.67]back to junior high school where it all began<br>[00:17.10]three bad little kids raising hell at school<br>[00:19.89]we were just thirteen straight acting the fool<br>[00:22.52]everyday after class kiv’s house was the spot<br>[00:24.64]making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught<br>[00:27.31]best friends, blood brothers, yo we’re one in the same<br>[00:30.01]till one faithful afternoon when everything changed<br>[00:32.60]one day playing punch out up in kiv’s room<br>[00:35.05]the house started shaking and we heard a kaboom<br>[00:37.74]looked out the back window saw a billowin’ smoke<br>[00:40.28]yo, your backyard is smashed<br>[00:41.51]man, this isn’t a joke<br>[00:42.73]yo, let’s go check this out man<br>[00:43.80]oh, what was that’<br>[00:44.37]alright, bet, let’s go<br>[00:45.22]all the smoke and debris led straight to the basement<br>[00:47.89]yo, what the hell is that’<br>[00:49.24]man, it looks like a spaceship<br>[00:50.59]we all ran for cover as the hatch opened wide<br>[00:53.08]and a little green dude stepped out from inside<br>[00:55.74]he said: i’m from mars and i come in peace<br>[00:58.27]i have something to ask and it’s not discreet<br>[01:00.70]there’s a mutated strain in our dna helix<br>[01:03.26]and you three kids are the ones who can heal it<br>[01:05.83]but we’re just thirteen<br>[01:07.18]man, what can we do’<br>[01:08.58]um, how should i put this’<br>[01:09.85]i think we should screw<br>[01:11.10]whaaat’<br>[01:11.57]on my home planet we can no longer breed<br>[01:13.55]i’ve been sent as a receptacle to store in your seed<br>[01:16.14]store in our seed’<br>[01:17.48]yo, i think he means sex<br>[01:18.70]man, i’m a virgin<br>[01:20.08]we all are<br>[01:20.98]bet!<br>[01:21.62]i’m just gonna lie here and close my eyes<br>[01:23.83]awh, what should we do’<br>[01:24.95]now it’s spreading its thighs<br>[01:26.08]you’ll be heroes on my planet<br>[01:27.57]but why us three’<br>[01:28.87]you’re the chosen ones<br>[01:30.26]you’ll just have to trust me<br>[01:31.00]yo, should we do it’<br>[01:32.55]man, i don’t know<br>[01:33.58]yo, i say we put it to a vote<br>[01:34.49]all in favor say i<br>[01:35.42]i!<br>[01:36.94]okay, we’re in<br>[01:37.86]cool<br>[01:38.44]who should go first’<br>[01:39.35]i have three depositories to capture your burst<br>[01:41.64]wait, so at the same time’<br>[01:42.98]yeah, that’s what i was thinking<br>[01:44.34]here’s some wine coolers<br>[01:45.68]let’s get you boys drinking<br>[01:46.95]we pounded the drinks and started gettin’ tipsy<br>[01:49.42]then took our positions and started getting’ frisky<br>[01:51.87]one in the front<br>[01:53.31]and two in the back<br>[01:54.58]had it locked up like a chinese finger trap<br>[01:57.03]keep pumpin’ away<br>[01:58.33]my wife and family thank you<br>[01:59.70]i’m about to explode<br>[02:00.87]yo son, me too<br>[02:02.13]three-way climax!<br>[02:03.99]best friends forever<br>[02:04.98]what a blessing to have lost our virginities together!<br>[02:06.68]yeah!<br>[02:07.40]andy, jorm and kiv<br>[02:08.75]you’ve saved my race<br>[02:09.91]your reward is one wish<br>[02:11.17]then i’ll go back to space<br>[02:12.44]we looked at each other<br>[02:13.79]didn’t have to talk<br>[02:15.03]knew exactly what we wanted before it took off<br>[02:17.33]mister alien, sir<br>[02:18.69]for what it’s worth<br>[02:20.08]we want to be the greatest fake mcs on earth<br>[02:22.48]your wish is granted<br>[02:23.70]and thanks again<br>[02:25.25]i may have saved my planet but i’m loosing three friends<br>[02:27.57]what happened today was both incredible and bad<br>[02:30.19]therefore your name is incredibad<br>[02:33.37]<br>