暂停下载lrc！<br><br>[ti:women lose weight]<br>[ar:morcheeba]<br>[al:charango]<br>[by:nights]<br>[offset:500]<br>[00:00.55]what a surprise<br>[00:01.58]open your eyes<br>[00:03.01]woman advisor[00:04.66]the name of this entertainement is<br>[00:05.95]women lose weight<br>[00:07.28]our first years of mariage everything was just great<br>[00:09.94]but after two kids<br>[00:11.10]and a weight gain factor<br>[00:12.49]the fact is<br>[00:13.49]now she’s completely unattractive<br>[00:15.13]look fat chicks<br>[00:16.50]i don’t mean to sound rude<br>[00:17.49]i tell her nice hit the gym<br>[00:18.74]and don’t eat so much food<br>[00:20.07]but no[00:20.99]your shallow<br>[00:21.82]you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth[00:25.60]but how if desires is not there<br>[00:27.14]that’s just a lamon<br>[00:27.98]divorces, child support alamony payments<br>[00:30.50]my unhappiness i doubt discourage<br>[00:32.99]so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage<br>[00:35.98]meanwhile my secretary june well groomed<br>[00:38.14]when you gonna leave your wife<br>[00:39.43]i tell her soon mommy soon i assume<br>[00:41.05]or my destiny is blue<br>[00:43.33]intrest only<br>[00:44.54]the only thing left for me to do is to kill her[00:46.57]what a surprise<br>[00:47.86]open your eyes<br>[00:49.14]woman advisor[00:50.73]i’m gonna have to kill her[00:51.97]cause there’s lots which imposes divorces[00:54.75]send her ass right to the morgue[00:56.58]kill her[00:57.38]what a surprise<br>[00:58.28]open your eyes<br>[00:59.53]woman advisor[01:00.91]i’m gonna have to kill her[01:02.19]cause there’s lots which imposes divorces[01:05.05]send her ass right to the morgue[01:06.67]my place against all shanagans<br>[01:08.90]kinda rammed in<br>[01:09.27]knowin’ nothing about poison<br>[01:10.46]and i can’t swim<br>[01:11.66]bad intentions pumpin<br>[01:12.91]might as well become a nun<br>[01:14.11]cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong<br>[01:16.68]what the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this<br>[01:18.93]who could i get to help me murder this fat chick<br>[01:22.29]guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday<br>[01:25.11]the day she usually goes food shopping<br>[01:27.40]anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler<br>[01:29.77]sent her clean over the divider<br>[01:32.31]"you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill<br>[01:36.34]i thought "she has to be dead"<br>[01:37.57]later on get a call<br>[01:38.86](from a) lieutenant morgue<br>[01:40.11](had me) leapin like a frog<br>[01:41.31]we need you at the morgue<br>[01:42.93]so i selfishly persued<br>[01:45.63]"boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her[01:48.45]what a surprise<br>[01:49.78]open your eyes<br>[01:51.07]woman advisor[01:52.90]c’mon ya’ll know i had to kill her[01:54.02]’cause there’s lots which imposes divorces[01:56.72]send her ass right to the morgue<br>[01:58.42]kill her[01:59.13]what a surprise<br>[02:00.08]open your eyes<br>[02:01.35]woman advisor[02:02.83]i had to kill her[02:04.08]’cause there’s lots which imposes divorces[02:06.90]send her ass right to the morgue[02:08.97]so you mean to tell me officer you don’t have no clue who did this hit and run<br>[02:11.34]no sir we don’t have no clues right now<br>[02:14.25]this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids?<br>[02:15.12]pull yourself together sir<br>[02:18.19]i’m so broken up inside i just can’t believe this<br>[02:20.76]i understand, i understand<br>[02:23.63]catch the person who did this<br>[02:25.45]we’re gonna try sir<br>[02:26.87]please[02:28.94]screamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot<br>[02:31.43]at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it<br>[02:34.09]like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring<br>[02:36.96]"i heard he was displeased with her weight gain"<br>[02:39.70]while my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can’t cook<br>[02:42.65]all she does is order from restaurants<br>[02:44.43]all of the sex she wants<br>[02:46.56]i doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and<br>[02:49.41]talkin to detectives that was waitin outside<br>[02:51.90]how i took a long lunch break day the wife died<br>[02:54.60]i done then turned pail<br>[02:56.14]and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail<br>[02:59.33]good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent<br>[03:02.28]moral of the story is<br>[03:03.61]desire is important<br>[03:05.01]so watch your weight<br>[03:06.27]it’ll keep you mate smitten it’s a given<br>[03:07.56]though looking back i realised i didn’t have to kill her[03:10.71]what a surprise<br>[03:11.95]open your eyes<br>[03:13.32]woman advisor[03:14.79]i didn’t have to kill her[03:15.83]’cause there’s lots which imposes divorces[03:18.85]send her ass right to the morgue<br>[03:20.38]i killed her[03:21.52]what a surprise<br>[03:22.34]open your eyes<br>[03:23.57]woman advisor[03:25.12]i didn’t have to kill her[03:26.33]’cause there’s lots which imposes divorces[03:29.11]send her ass right to the morgue[03:31.15]well there you have it<br>[03:33.02]keep thin trim<br>[03:34.89]keep your mariage healthy<br>[03:36.22]do you know what i mean?<br>[03:37.34]small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler<br> <br><br>