暂停下载lrc！<br><br>[ti:can i bitch]<br>[ar:eminem]<br>[al:straight from the lab]<br>[by:http://www.geciduoduo.com]<br>[offset:500]<br>[00:00.00]eminem - can i bitch<br>[00:09.81]<br>[in a high falsetto voice]<br>[00:11.81]uncle marshall!<br>[00:13.92]will you tell us a bedtime story?<br>[regular voice]<br>[00:18.82]here we go...<br>[00:20.46]now once upon a time not long ago<br>[00:22.98]there was a little rapper about to blow<br>[00:25.19]but his album came and it was not good<br>[00:27.40]i think it went lead or double copper wood<br>[00:29.48]so the silly little fans they were mislead<br>[00:31.76]by a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head<br>[00:34.07]"me and you, ’clef, we’re gonna make some cash<br>[00:36.34]grab the silver paint and let’s paint my ass"<br>[00:38.64]hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to<br>[00:40.93]the ass-whippin’ i’m about to administer<br>[00:42.88]to this ass-kissin’ little vaginal blister<br>[00:45.25]stanabis, little marshall mathers’ sister<br>[00:47.56]and in this corner, we have the mister<br>[00:49.65]not havin’ it, it’s the mad sinister<br>[00:52.04]dr. evil with his bag of tricks for<br>[00:54.23]this little antagonist faggot dick-suckin’<br>[00:56.53]ex-ll cool j fan from windsor<br>[00:58.69]i’m ’bout to murder little kenny fag keniff-sta<br>[01:00.92]you bastard i ain’t wanna have to diss ya<br>[01:03.15]canabis, where the fuck you at? i miss ya!<br>[chorus]<br>[01:05.49]can-i-bitch, oh can-i-bitch<br>[01:07.60]where for art thou can-i-bitch?<br>[01:09.85]please tell me what happened with<br>[01:12.02]that style that you were rappin’ with<br>[01:14.27]can-i-bitch, oh can-i-bitch<br>[01:16.51]are you from los angeles<br>[01:18.67]new york or just a janitor<br>[01:20.86]from canada? oh can-i-bitch<br>[01:23.25]now at first i ain’t really understand the shit<br>[01:25.28]picture me for a second and imagine it<br>[01:27.43]chillin’ in the bat-mansion and relaxin’<br>[01:29.57]when all a sudden some bullshit comes across the scanners<br>[01:32.02]it’s can-i-bitch on some "stan lives" shit<br>[01:34.25]it creeped me out at first. man this is sick<br>[01:36.58]for me, being just a sick, this conflict<br>[01:38.78]gets my dick harder than arithmetic<br>[01:40.70]and i know how you jealous ones envy<br>[01:43.03]i shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me<br>[01:45.61]the first two letters you were tellin’ me shit<br>[01:47.56]like you respect me, like any other regular mc<br>[01:50.06]the third letter you ask how come i ain’t return<br>[01:52.21]none of the messages at shady records you left me <br>[01:54.51]the fourth letter: "slim, you really startin’ to upset me!" <br>[01:56.72]the fifth letter told me you were comin’ to get me <br>[01:58.96]the sixth letter there’s a bomb threat in our building <br>[02:01.19]this crazy motherfucker’s really tryin’ to kill me! <br>[02:03.28]so i went back and read the first few letters that said <br>[02:05.98]some shit about a message you left <br>[02:07.73]oh shit, that’s not an "e" that’s an "a" <br>[02:10.04]this dude wants to leave me a "massage," he’s gay!! <br>[02:12.31]right away i’m on the phone with dr. dre <br>[02:14.38]we got a bogey! (marshall i’m on the way) <br>[chorus]<br>[02:16.86]can-i-bitch, oh can-i-bitch<br>[02:18.90]where for art thou can-i-bitch?<br>[02:21.24]please tell me what happened with<br>[02:23.52]that style that you were rappin’ with<br>[02:25.74]can-i-bitch, oh can-i-bitch<br>[02:27.96]are you from los angeles<br>[02:29.88]new york or just a janitor<br>[02:32.21]from canada? oh can-i-bitch <br>[02:34.61]so in two seconds flat dre’s at my crib <br>[02:36.67]the funny thing is we both know where this kid lives <br>[02:38.88]and neither one of us have canadian citizenship <br>[02:41.15]shit. oh dre, wait a mintue that’s it <br>[02:43.42]all we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost <br>[02:45.61]we can fly over the border "let’s go" [woosh!]<br>[02:48.00]so we’re off to toronto and we’re gainin’ speed <br>[02:50.16][boosh!] (what was that? oh) jermaine dupri <br>[02:52.37]fuck it, keep goin’ no time to waste <br>[02:54.58]wait, backup hit him one more time in case <br>[02:56.80]okay .. fuck now he’s draggin’ under the car <br>[02:59.02]oh well, only 30 more thousand miles <br>[03:01.27]meanwhile me and dre are tryin’ to conversate <br>[03:03.46]just tryin’ to find a reason for the constant hate <br>[03:05.74]and tryin’ to figure out what happened to ’germaine propaine’ <br>[03:08.11]"he couldn’t have fell off that hard" ain’t no way <br>[03:10.29]"what happened to the way you was rappin’ when you was scandalous <br>[03:12.71]that canibus turned into a television egeciduoduogelist" <br>[03:14.92]plus he raps with his regular voice [boosh! boosh!]<br>[03:17.39][boosh! boosh!] (what was that?) pet shop boys <br>[03:19.12]so we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted <br>[03:21.40]his corpse was still movin’ but his ass was rotted <br>[03:23.67]he kinda smelled a little like courtney love <br>[03:25.92]i figure if i stick him with a fork he’s done <br>[03:28.14]so i stabbed him twice, kept jabbin’, christ <br>[03:30.30]he won’t die, this guy’s like a battered wife <br>[03:32.50]he’s like kim, he keeps comin’ back for more <br>[03:34.89]but he won’t fight back i cracked his jaw <br>[03:37.11]hold up, ’bis quit foldin’ up! <br>[03:39.25]punch me in the chest! make my shoulders touch! <br>[03:41.55]do somethin’! at least one punchline <br>[03:43.81]c’mon till the meter reads 9-9-9-<br>[03:46.44]ty-nine percent of my fans are blonde <br>[03:48.31]’bis c’mon answer me man respond! <br>[03:50.47]tell me ’bout the sun rain moon and stars <br>[03:52.83]intergalatical metaphors from mars! <br>[03:54.91]raw to the floor, raw like reservoir dogs <br>[03:57.44]bite another line from redman’s song! <br>[03:59.48]suddenly the stub from a dead man’s arm <br>[04:01.70]from a midget reaches out from under the car <br>[04:03.75]it’s jd, this motherfucker won’t die neither <br>[04:06.14]dre starts sprayin’ him with cans of ether <br>[04:08.43]we stomped the bitch and then stopmed the bitch again <br>[04:10.76](compton!) detroit bitch! talk some shit again! <br>[04:12.97]stomp him! (switch feet) stomp him! (switch again!) <br>[04:15.11]dre alright he’s dead dog, quit kickin him! <br>[04:17.33]i think stanabis jumped off the bridge again (damn)<br>[04:19.65]he disappeared yo he’s gone he did it again <br>[chorus]<br>[04:22.02]can-i-bitch, oh can-i-bitch<br>[04:24.00]where for art thou can-i-bitch?<br>[04:26.28]please tell me what happened with<br>[04:28.50]that style that you were rappin’ with<br>[04:30.56]can-i-bitch, oh can-i-bitch<br>[04:32.96]are you from los angeles<br>[04:34.98]new york or just a janitor<br>[04:37.21]from canada? oh can-i-bitch<br>[04:39.96]<br>[04:46.33]<br>[04:57.60]end<br>歌词多多http://www.geciduoduo.com欢迎您的光临!