暂停下载lrc！<br><br>[ti:real slim shady]<br>[ar:eminem ]<br>[al:]<br>[by:http://www.geciduoduo.com]<br>[offset:500]<br>[00:03]may i have your attention please,<br>[00:06]may i have your attention please<br>[00:09]will the real slim shady please stand up,<br>[00:12]i repeat<br>[00:13]will the real slim shady please stand up.....<br>[00:17]we’re gonna have a problem here.........<br>[00:18]ya’ll act like you never seen a white person before<br>[00:20]jaws all on the floor<br>[00:21]like pam and tommy just burst in the door<br>[00:23]and started whoopin her ass worse than before<br>[00:25]they first were divorced<br>[00:26]throwing her over furniture (aaaaaah)<br>[00:27]it’s the return of the...<br>[00:28]"a.wait, no wait, you’re kidding,<br>[00:30]he didn’t just say what i think he did,<br>[00:31]did he?"<br>[00:32]and dr. dre said...<br>[00:33]nothing you idiots, dr dre’s dead<br>[00:36]he’s locked in my bassment<br>[00:37]feminist women love eminem<br>[00:38]chicka chicka chicka slim shady,<br>[00:40]"i’m sick of him, lookit him<br>[00:41]walkin around, grabbin his you know what<br>[00:43]flippin’ to you know who"<br>[00:44]"yeah, but he’s so cute though"<br>[00:46]yeah, i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose<br>[00:48]but no worse than what’s goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh)<br>[00:50]sometimes, i wanna get on tv and just let loose<br>[00:53]but cant, but it’s cool for tom green to hump a dead moose<br>[00:55]my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips<br>[00:57]and if i’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss<br>[01:00]and that’s the message that we deliver to little kids<br>[01:01]and expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is<br>[01:04]of course they’re gonna know what intercourse is<br>[01:06]by the time they hit 4th grade<br>[01:08]they got the discovery channel, dont they?<br>[01:09]we ain’t nothing but mammals<br>[01:11]well, some of us cannibals<br>[01:12]who cut other people open like cantelopes<br>[01:13]but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes<br>[01:16]then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope<br>[01:18]but if you feel like i feel, i got the antedote<br>[01:20]women wave your pantehose, sing the chorus and it goes..............<br>[01:23]i’m slim shady, yes, i’m the real shady<br>[01:24]all you other slim shadys are just imitating<br>[01:27]so wont the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up<br>[01:31]cause i’m slim shady, yes, i’m the real shady<br>[01:34]all you other slim shadys are just imitating<br>[01:36]so wont the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up<br>[01:41]will smith don’t got to cuss in his raps to sell records<br>[01:42]well i do, so fuck him and fuck you too<br>[01:45]you think i give a damn about a grammy<br>[01:47]half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me<br>[01:50]"but slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird"<br>[01:52]why? so you guys can just lie to get me here<br>[01:54]so you can sit me here next to britney spears<br>[01:56]shit,christina aguilera better switch me chairs<br>[01:59]so i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst<br>[02:01]and hear em argue over who she gave head to first<br>[02:03]little bitch, put me on blast on mtv<br>[02:06]"yeah, he’s cute, but i think he’s married to kim, hee hee"<br>[02:08]i should download her audio on mp3<br>[02:10]and show the world how you gave eminem vd (aaaaaah)<br>[02:13]i’m sick of you little girl and boy groups<br>[02:15]all you do is annoy me<br>[02:16]so i have been sent here to destroy you<br>[02:17]and there’s a million of us just like me<br>[02:19]who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me<br>[02:22]who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me<br>[02:24]and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me.................<br>[02:26]i’m slim shady, yes, i’m the real shady<br>[02:29]all you other slim shadys are just imitating<br>[02:31]so wont the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up<br>[02:35]cause i’m slim shady, yes, i’m the real shady<br>[02:38]all you other slim shadys are just imitating<br>[02:40]so wont the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up<br>[02:45]i’m like a head trip to listen to<br>[02:46]cause i’m only givin you things<br>[02:47]you joke about with your friends inside you livin’ room<br>[02:49]the only difference is i got the balls to say it<br>[02:51]in front of ya’ll and i aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all<br>[02:54]i just get on the mic and spit it<br>[02:56]and whether you like to admit it (riiip)<br>[02:58]i just shit it better than 90% you rappers out can<br>[03:00]then you wonder how can<br>[03:02]kids eat up these albums like valiums<br>[03:03]it’s funny,cause at the rate i’m going when i’m thirty<br>[03:05]i’ll be the only person in the nursing home flirting<br>[03:07]pinchin nurses asses when i’m jackin off with jergen’s<br>[03:10]and i’m jerkin’ but this whole bag of viagra isn’t working<br>[03:12]in every single person there’s a slim shady lurkin<br>[03:14]he could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings<br>[03:17]or in the parking lot, circling, screamin i dont give a fuck<br>[03:19]with his windows down and his system up<br>[03:22]so will the real shady please stand up<br>[03:23]and put 1 of those fingers on each hand up<br>[03:26]and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control<br>[03:28]and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go? .................<br>[03:30]i’m slim shady, yes, i’m the real shady<br>[03:33]all you other slim shadys are just imitating<br>[03:35]so wont the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up<br>[03:39]cause i’m slim shady, yes, i’m the real shady<br>[03:42]all you other slim shadys are just imitating<br>[03:44]so wont the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up<br>[03:48]cause i’m slim shady, yes, i’m the real shady<br>[03:51]all you other slim shadys are just imitating<br>[03:54]so wont the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up<br>[03:58]cause i’m slim shady, yes, i’m the real shady<br>[04:00]all you other slim shadys are just imitating<br>[04:03]so wont the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up<br>[04:08]haha guess it’s a slim shady in all of us........<br>[04:14]fuck it let’s all stand up<br>[04:17]<br>