暂停下载lrc！<br><br>[ti:get u mad]<br>[ar:eminem]<br>[al:double]<br>[by:http://www.geciduoduo.com]<br>[offset:500]<br>yo.. yo! (* eminem hachs up spit *)<br>mic check.. (my dick!)<br>testing.. one, two (* eminem hach-spits on mic *)<br>[00:00.14]ffff-fuck.. (my dick!) my nuts..<br>[00:04.49]my attitude is worse than nwa’s was<br>[00:06.09]i’ll battle you over stupid shit and diss people<br>[00:08.78]who ain’t have shit to do with it, <br>[00:09.91]like cool j does (my tattoo!)<br>[00:10.90]you see me standin outside of your buildin; <br>[00:13.01]screamin,<br>[00:13.63]"puffy is good, (hey!) <br>[00:14.25]but slim shady is for the children!" (wait!)<br>[00:16.33]i look at my life in a new light<br>[00:17.74]fuck it<br>[00:18.40]give me two mics; i write songs for me<br>[00:20.30]fuck what you like<br>[00:21.11]you’re probably hear me rap half-hearted; <br>[00:23.08]cause i don’t like rap anyway<br>[00:24.13]i’m just tryin to get my porno career started<br>[00:26.27]every place and event.. +been there, done that+<br>[00:29.36]shit, dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went<br>(* zipper sound *) "come on, let’s go!"<br>[00:31.89]want a deal? study these 5 chapters<br>[00:33.98]lesson one: throw demos as hard <br>[00:35.93]as you can at signed rappers<br>[00:37.12]lesson two: face em and diss em (whattup dog?)<br>[00:39.06]don’t give em a demo; kidnap em (i want you to come with me)<br>[00:40.93]and make em come to your basement and listen<br>(you’re gonna fuckin check this out)<br>[00:42.89]lesson three: get a job at a label; <br>[00:44.44]switch demos with canibus<br>[00:45.52]and put yours on the owner’s table (here listen!)<br>[00:47.13]lesson four: ’know you heard this before’<br>[00:49.59]"hey let me get your number; <br>[00:50.87]i’ll call you tomorrow, for sure!"<br>[00:52.46]don’t act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?<br>[00:54.38]get the whitest a&r you can find<br>[00:55.95]pull him aside and rap as wack as you can<br>[00:57.74]lesson five: get a hook-up at jive<br>[01:00.00]dress up like i.c.p. <br>[01:01.26]and have them come see you perform live<br>[01:03.08]and that’s the key, but when you see me on the street; <br>[01:05.71]i ain’t givin you shit bitch <br>[01:06.97]don’t even bother askin me (get away from me)<br>[01:08.49]toilet water splashes me right in the ass when i’m spittin<br>[01:11.31]cause i’m always shittin when <br>[01:12.60]i’m rappin like master p (unnnggggh!)<br>[01:13.76]got a blowjob from paula jones, <br>[01:15.62]and stuffed it so far in her mouth<br>[01:17.27]my balls broke both of her collarbones (oww!)<br>[01:18.53]told mya this shit was all about me-ah ("it’s all about me..")<br>[01:21.38]gave alyssa milano syphillis, <br>[01:22.86]mono and gonorrhea ("you’re a dick!")<br>[01:24.66]and all three of my main girls said see-ya<br>[01:26.30]cause brandy and monica walked in <br>[01:27.90]and caught me fuckin aaliyah(what? oh my god!) <br>[01:29.10]i splish splash while i’m takin a bath<br>[01:31.28]grab a handful of pills, <br>[01:32.44]break em in half, <br>[01:33.56]take em and laugh<br>[01:34.18]white trash<br>[01:35.14]fuckin your wife in the ass ("oh! ooh shady! oooh!")<br>[01:36.56]while you’re out siphoning gas <br>[01:37.78]for your lawnmower to cut the grass<br>[01:39.47]so if i hurt your self-esteem<br>[01:40.65]and you get dissed too bad [yo why you diss me?]<br>[01:41.95]you know i just be sayin that to get you mad<br>[01:44.63]and when i rap about a buncha shit you wished you had [a big dick!]<br>[01:47.08]you know i just be sayin that to get you mad<br>[01:49.68]"i can’t listen to that song, that shit’s too sad!"<br>[01:52.43]you know i just be sayin that to get you mad<br>[01:54.98]"he’ll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" [nurse! nurse!]<br>[01:57.63]you know i just be sayin that to get you mad<br>[02:00.80]what a wonderful day; <br>[02:01.60]i should go outside and play<br>[02:03.19]ain’t no need to sit inside the house and hibernate<br>[02:05.81]hi renee! (oh hi!) <br>[02:07.03]i was just about to toss a live grenade<br>[02:08.74]in your driveway (what?) and drive away (* car peels out *)<br>[02:10.88]are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with aids<br>[02:13.05]blood drippin from it, <br>[02:14.42]rippin your stomach like a paper mache<br>[02:15.84]you talk a lotta shit, <br>[02:17.47]but you was never ill though<br>[02:18.65]i’m sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow<br>[02:20.86]tipped over some cows, <br>[02:22.48]just for a joke and a laugh (mooooo!)<br>[02:23.76]jumped up, choked a giraffe, <br>[02:25.20]snapped his neck and broke it in half<br>[02:26.71]wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed cage with +agent orange+<br>[02:30.14]and wiped my ass with his page in source (here!)<br>[02:32.10]the demon is here, steamin this year<br>[02:34.20]i rip [*mystikal’s*] voicebox out, <br>[02:35.94]scream in his ear (ahhhhhh!)<br>[02:37.36]it’s not a gimmick bitch, it’s an image i live it<br>[02:39.19]give a fuck? i don’t know what a fuck is to give it<br>[02:41.94]"yeah i don’t think this guy is well.." i’m high as hell<br>[02:44.56]i’ll beat you with a live cat <br>[02:45.86]when i’m swinging him by his tail<br>[* impersonating method man *]<br>[02:47.98]i’ll fuckin, i’ll fuckin<br>[02:49.96]lay your nuts on the dresser<br>[02:51.31]just your nutsack by itself<br>[02:52.88]and bang them shits with a spiked bat<br>[02:54.70]cut your neck off and sew your head right back<br>[02:57.04]and leave you like that<br>[02:58.40]you just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor<br>[03:00.54]who’s itchin to leave you disfigured <br>[03:02.06]and stiffer than chris-topher<br>[03:03.26]reeves, i was teething with strep throat<br>[03:05.27]while your mother was breastfeeding<br>[03:06.63]and gave her the flesh-eating disease<br>[03:08.57]i’m iller than takin a hammer and beatin your knees<br>[03:11.02]and walkin through south central l.a., bleedin in jeans<br>[03:13.35](am i a blood or a crip?) <br>[03:14.29]wakin up the next day in breathin machines<br>[03:16.38]flashin back to being shot and repeatin the scenes<br>[03:18.87]on how you just got smoked, and if you do live<br>[03:21.16]you’ll be too scared to tell it, like a biggie and ’pac joke<br>[03:24.06]so if i hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad<br>[03:26.59]you know i just be sayin that to get you mad<br>[03:28.94]and when i rap about a fat bitch that you wished you had<br>[03:31.53]you know i just be sayin that to get you mad<br>[03:34.26]"i can’t listen to that song, that shit’s too sad"<br>[03:36.92]you know i just be sayin that to get you mad<br>[03:39.50]"he’ll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad"<br>[03:42.01]you know i just be sayin that to get you mad<br>[03:44.92]<br>[03:47.19]i know that makes you real mad, don’t it? (uh-huh)<br>[03:50.81]that’s right, slim shady (yup) sway & tech<br>[03:55.00]sprayin wreck (bitch)<br>[03:57.61]and we don’t give a heck (uh-uh)<br>[03:58.79]or a damn.. or a fuck.. or a shit<br>[04:04.12]so suck my motherfuckin dick<br>[04:05.53]<br>[04:11.83]-= eminem - get u mad =-<br>[04:09.94][04:07.70]<br>歌词多多 http://www.geciduoduo.com欢迎您的光临!