暂停下载lrc！<br><br>[ar:eminem]<br>[ti:my name is]<br>[la:the slim shady]<br>[by:http://www.geciduoduo.com]<br>[03:34][03:24][02:16][01:19][01:09][00:00]hi! my name is.. (what?) my name is.. (who?)<br>[03:39][03:27][02:19][01:23][01:12][00:04]my name is.. {scratches} slim shady<br>[03:40][03:29][02:22][01:25][01:14][00:07]hi! my name is.. (huh?) my name is.. (what?)<br>[03:44][03:33][02:26][01:29][01:18][00:09]my name is.. {scratches} slim shady<br>[00:14]ahem.. excuse me!<br>[00:18]can i have the attention of the class<br>[00:20]for one second?<br>[eminem]<br>[00:23]hi kids! do you like violence? (yeah yeah yeah!)<br>[00:26]wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh-huh!)<br>[00:29]wanna copy me and do exactly like i did? (yeah yeah!)<br>[00:32]try ’cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (huh?)<br>[00:34]my brain’s dead weight, i’m tryin to get my head straight<br>[00:37]but i can’t figure out which spice girl i want to impregnate (ummmm..)<br>[00:40]and dr. dre said, "slim shady you a basehead!"<br>[00:43]uh-uhhh! "so why’s your face red? man you wasted!"<br>[00:46]well since age twelve, i’ve felt like i’m someone else<br>[00:48]cause i hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt<br>[00:51]got pissed off and ripped pamela lee’s tits off<br>[00:54]and smacked her so hard i knocked her clothes backwards like kris kross<br>[00:57]i smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass<br>[00:59]faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast<br>[01:02]c’mere slut! (shady, wait a minute, that’s my girl dog!)<br>[01:06]i don’t give a fuck, god sent me to piss the world off!<br>chorus<br>[eminem]<br>[01:31]my english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high<br>[01:34]the only problem was my english teacher was a guy<br>[01:37]i smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler<br>[01:40]and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (o!)<br>[01:42]walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up<br>[01:45]flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (wsssshhhhh...)<br>[01:48]extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians<br>[01:50]rapin lesbians while they screamin: "let’s just be friends!"<br>[01:53]ninety-nine percent of my life i was lied to<br>[01:56]i just found out my mom does more dope than i do<br>[01:59]i told her i’d grow up to be a famous rapper<br>[02:02]make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (oh thank you!)<br>[02:05]you know you blew up when the women rush your stands<br>[02:07]and try to touch your hands like some screamin usher fans (aaahhhhhh!)<br>[02:10]this guy at white castle asked for my autograph (dude, can i get your autograph?)<br>[02:13]so i signed it: ’dear dave, thanks for the support, asshole!’<br>chorus<br>[eminem]<br>[02:38]stop the tape! this kid needs to be locked away! (get him!)<br>[02:41]dr. dre, don’t just stand there, operate!<br>[02:44]i’m not ready to leave, it’s too scary to die<br>[02:47]i’ll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive<br>[02:50]am i comin or goin? i can barely decide<br>[02:53]i just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (go ahead)<br>[02:56]all my life i was very deprived<br>[02:58]i ain’t had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide<br>[03:01]clothes ripped like the incredible hulk (hachhh-too)<br>[03:03]i spit when i talk, i’ll fuck anything that walks (c’mere)<br>[03:06]when i was little i used to get so hungry i would throw fits<br>[03:09]how you gonna breast feed me mom? (wah!) you ain’t got no tits! (wah!)<br>[03:13]i lay awake and strap myself in the bed<br>[03:15]put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (bang!)<br>[03:18]i’m steamin mad (arrrggghhh!)<br>[03:19]and by the way when you see my dad? (yeah?)<br>[03:21]tell him that i slit his throat, in this dream i had<br>chorus<br>