暂停下载lrc！<br><br>[ti:the real slim shady]<br>[ar:eminem]<br>[al:the marshall mathers]<br>[by:http://www.geciduoduo.com]<br>[00:01]<!--startfragment--><br>[00:02]may i have your attention please?<br>[00:06]may i have your attention please?<br>[00:08]will the real slim shady please stand up?<br>[00:11]i repeat will the real slim shady please stand up?<br>[00:16]we’re going to have a problem here<br>(verse 1)<br>[00:18]ya’ll act like you never seen a white person before<br>[00:20]jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door<br>[00:23]started whoopin her ass worse than before<br>[00:25]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)<br>[00:27]it’s the return of the<br>[00:28]"oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn’t just say what i think he did, did he?"<br>[00:32]and dr dre said<br>[00:33]....nothing you idiots dr dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (haha)<br>[00:36]feminist women love eminem<br>[00:38]chicka chicka chicka slim shady i’m sick of him<br>[00:41]look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what<br>[00:43]limpin’ to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"<br>[00:45]yea i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose<br>[00:47]but no worse than what’s going on in your parent’s bedrooms<br>[00:50]sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose,<br>[00:52]but can’t, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose<br>[00:55]my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips<br>[00:56]and if i’m lucky you might just give it a little kiss<br>[00:59]and that’s the message that we deliver to little kids<br>[01:01]and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is.<br>[01:03]of course they gonna know what intercourse is<br>[01:05]by the time they hit 4th grade,<br>[01:07]they got the discovery channel don’t they?<br>[01:08]we ain’t nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals<br>[01:10]who cut other people open like cantaloupes.<br>[01:13]but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes<br>[01:16]then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope<br>[01:18]but if you feel like i feel i got the antidote.<br>[01:20]women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...<br>(chorus)<br>[01:22]i’m slim shady<br>[01:23]yes i’m the real shady<br>[01:24]all you other slim shadys are just imitating<br>[01:26]so won’t the real slim shady...<br>[01:28]please stand up, please stand up, please stand up<br>[01:31]becuase i’m slim shady<br>[01:32]yes i’m the real shady<br>[01:33]all you other slim shadys are just imitating<br>[01:35]so won’t the real slim shady...<br>[01:37]please stand up, please stand up, please stand up<br>(verse 2)<br>[01:40]will smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records<br>[01:43]well i do, so fuck him and fuck you too.<br>[01:45]you think i give a damm about a grammy?<br>[01:47]half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me.<br>[01:50]"but slim what if u win wouldn’t it be weird?"<br>[01:52]why? so you guys can just lie to get me here?<br>[01:54]so you can sit me here next to britney spears.<br>[01:56]shit, christina aguilera better switch me chairs<br>[01:59]so i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst<br>[02:01]and hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first.<br>[02:03]little bitch put me on blast on mtv<br>[02:05]"yeah he’s cute but i think he’s married to kim, hehe"<br>[02:08]i should download her audio on mp3<br>[02:10]and show the whole world how you gave eminem v.d. (scream)<br>[02:12]i’m sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me<br>[02:15]so i’ve been sent here to destroy you<br>[02:17]and theres a million of us just like me<br>[02:19]who cuss like me<br>[02:20]who just don’t give a fuck like me<br>[02:21]who dress like me<br>[02:22]walk, talk and act like me<br>[02:23]it just might be the next best thing<br>[02:25]but not quite me<br>(chorus)<br>[02:26]i’m slim shady<br>[02:27]yes i’m the real shady<br>[02:28]all you other slim shadys are just imitating<br>[02:30]so won’t the real slim shady...<br>[02:32]please stand up, please stand up, please stand up<br>[02:35]becuase i’m slim shady<br>[02:36]yes i’m the real shady<br>[02:37]all you other slim shadys are just imitating<br>[02:40]so won’t the real slim shady...<br>[02:41]please stand up, please stand up, please stand up<br>(verse 3)<br>[02:44]i’m like a headtrip to listen to<br>[02:46]cause i’m only giving you<br>[02:47]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room<br>[02:49]the only difference is i got the balls to say it in front of ya’ll<br>[02:52]and i don’t gotta be false or sugar coated at all<br>[02:54]i just get on the mic and spit it<br>[02:56]and whether you like to admit it (rip)<br>[02:57]i just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there<br>[03:00]then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.<br>[03:03]its funny cuz at the rate im going when i’m 30<br>[03:05]ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.<br>[03:07]pinching nurses asses when i’m jackin’ off with jergens and i’m jerking<br>[03:10]but this whole bag of viagra isn’t working<br>[03:12]and every single person is a slim shady lurkin’<br>[03:14]he could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings<br>[03:16]or in the parking lot circling<br>[03:19]screaming i don’t give a fuck<br>[03:20]with his windows down and system up<br>[03:22]so will the real shady, please stand up<br>[03:23]and put one of those fingures on each hand up<br>[03:26]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control<br>[03:28]and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?<br>(chorus)<br>[03:30]cuz i’m slim shady<br>[03:31]yes i’m the real shady<br>[03:32]all you other slim shadys are just imitating<br>[03:35]so won’t the real slim shady...<br>[03:36]please stand up, please stand up, please stand up<br>[03:39]becuase i’m slim shady<br>[03:40]yes i’m the real shady<br>[03:41]all you other slim shadys are just imitating<br>[03:44]so won’t the real slim shady...<br>[03:45]please stand up, please stand up, please stand up<br>[03:49]i’m slim shady<br>[03:50]yes i’m the real shady<br>[03:51]all you other slim shadys are just imitating<br>[03:53]so won’t the real slim shady...<br>[03:54]please stand up, please stand up, please stand up<br>[03:58]becuase i’m slim shady<br>[03:59]yes i’m the real shady<br>[04:00]all you other slim shadys are just imitating<br>[04:02]so won’t the real slim shady...<br>[04:03]please stand up, please stand up, please stand up