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[ti:taking my ball]
[ar:eminem]
[al:relapse (bonus cd)]
[by:歌词多多]
[00:01.12]eminem -taking my ball
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[00:03.04]www.geciduoduo.com @ 歌词多多 制作
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[00:08.08]make my vocals sound sexy,
[00:15.65]come on man, come on man, okaaaay,
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[00:21.33]it feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
[00:23.59]but its all right, its ok with me,
[00:26.26]i’ll do my steps all by myself,
[00:28.85]i don’t need nobody to play with me,
[00:31.50]but if you just give me a chance,
[00:33.48]i can put you in a trance the way i dance,
[00:36.08]but don’t nobody wanna play with me so i’m
[00:38.62]taking my ball and going home, hooome,
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[00:42.14]i’m that guy man,
[00:43.09]shove a diamond up my hind end,
[00:45.12]and crush it with my butt muscles while i cut bubbles,
[00:47.78]slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles,
[00:50.52]while i stomp mudholes in ya ass girl,
[00:52.60]now lets cuddle,
[00:53.29]blood curdling your gurgling on your blood,
[00:55.30]what i do for my next trick,
[00:56.93]im feeling won-derful,
[00:58.40]i think i might just do something a little less subtle,
[01:01.14]shove a f-cking tonka truck up a little kids butthole,
[01:03.76]feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of
[01:06.58]the valentines day massacre slash assassin
[01:08.76]i slash her in the ass with a icicle
[01:11.16]and leave her laying a blood bath
[01:13.33]while i put a catheter in
[01:15.04]and jump in the bath with her,
[01:16.94]in my spiderman mask man
[01:18.51]just imagine the fun i can have with a strap on,
[01:20.78]stick it up kim kardashian’s ass and make the b-tch run a triathlon,
[01:24.37]are those pistachio’s damn, i’d like to have some,
[01:27.46]laying on the patio man, rolling a fat one,
[01:30.24]shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on,
[01:32.78]god damn man are you that much of an asshole,
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[01:35.81]it feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
[01:37.48]but its all right, its ok with me,
[01:40.18]i’ll do my steps all by myself,
[01:42.70]i don’t need nobody to play with me,
[01:45.38]but if you just give me a chance,
[01:47.33]i can put you in a trance the way i dance,
[01:49.89]but don’t nobody wanna play with me so i’m
[01:52.48]taking my ball and going home, hooome,
[01:55.85]
[01:56.12]i’m like houdini,
[01:56.89]tuck my teenyeenyweeny between each
[01:58.90]one of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie,
[02:01.45]make sh-t disappear like tara reid in a bikini, believe me homie,
[02:04.08]you don’t know the meaning of a meanie,
[02:06.71]they call me the fruit loop from jupiter,
[02:09.27]i’m trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot,
[02:11.41]dont move or ya might get it stuck so f-cking far in your uvula
[02:14.74]you aint gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus,
[02:17.54]totally tubular sniffing glue through a tube in the studia
[02:20.57]now who do ya think is more fruitier,
[02:22.58]weener smoothered in peanut butter putting on a tube
[02:25.22]of ya eye shadow and man it look nice,
[02:27.42]you should have seen it mother,
[02:28.27]i think i’ll put a piece of art on my visa card,
[02:30.84]then i’ll go meet mischa barton with a cuisinart
[02:33.16]then mosy on over to rosie odonnell’s
[02:35.69]with mcdonald’s jump on her lap and watch the sopranos..
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[02:38.79]it feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
[02:40.69]but its all right, its ok with me,
[02:43.40]i’ll do my steps all by myself,
[02:46.03]i don’t need nobody to play with me,
[02:48.81]but if you just give me a chance,
[02:50.68]i can put you in a trance the way i dance,
[02:53.21]but don’t nobody wanna play with me so i’m
[02:55.75]taking my ball and going home, hooome,
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[02:59.27]shady what are you doing chewing on a human,
[03:01.42]grab an aluminum bat hit heidi klum in the back room
[03:04.29]assuming the fact that dudes in the back room
[03:07.25]using the bathroom vacuum and a racoon,
[03:09.95]skewing a rat or cat screwing a baboon,
[03:12.59]you shouldn’t ask what is he doing with that broom,
[03:15.28]you should be glad he didn’t leave you full of stab wounds,
[03:17.90]you in a trance, im back doing my dance ooh,
[03:20.65]but there afraid i might get sarah palin by the hair
[03:23.29]and make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sailing
[03:25.63]shady why you gotta pick on the lady for,
[03:27.88]why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk?
[03:30.99]cos i’m scared there’s monster’s under my bed,
[03:33.75]kelly pickler hit my juice box under my bassinet,
[03:36.24]no wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed,
[03:38.88]you like graffiti dike, well i can pee pee and write your name,
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[03:41.60]it feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
[03:44.02]but its all right, its ok with me,
[03:46.74]i’ll do my steps all by myself,
[03:49.28]i don’t need nobody to play with me,
[03:52.18]but if you just give me a chance,
[03:53.97]i can put you in a trance the way i dance,
[03:56.48]but don’t nobody wanna play with me so i’m
[03:59.12]taking my ball and going home, hooome
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