暂停下载lrc！<br><br>[ti:bad day (feat. jazze pha)]<br>[ar:asher roth]<br>[al:asleep in the bread aisle]<br>[by:歌词多多]<br>[00:01.12]asher roth - bad day (feat. jazze pha)<br>[00:05.88]<br>[00:07.22]www.geciduoduo.com @ 歌词多多 制作<br>[00:12.80]<br>[00:14.04]and it just keeps going <br>[00:16.11]and it just keeps.. <br>[00:17.06]<br>[00:17.44]so i’m in the airport getting ready to leave <br>[00:19.30]heading to a friends wedding in the nyc <br>[00:21.53]but my head has been spinning i’m forgetting to eat, <br>[00:23.56]all this jet setting has really been getting to me. <br>[00:25.72]it’s already 11:20 and i’m ready to sleep <br>[00:27.84]but instead i end up sitting in the 27th seat, <br>[00:30.37]an isle seat, fine by me <br>[00:32.16]but the guy that’s insides always trying to pee. <br>[00:34.34]with a wild child behind that’s crying _ <br>[00:36.57]flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams <br>[00:38.52]so i silently plead "oh god, <br>[00:40.88]please let there be a hunny sitting 27b" <br>[00:43.26]but of course a morbidly obese beast <br>[00:45.47]is in the seat that weeses when it breathes _ <br>[00:47.45]is at least three deep and he keeps telling me <br>[00:50.12]what is wrong with his knees <br>[00:51.53]_ just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars <br>[00:56.18]and when i thought that it couldn’t be worse, i forgot my ipod. <br>[00:59.28]<br>[00:59.96]i’m having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. <br>[01:07.27]everybody needs to go away, why because i’m having a bad day. <br>[01:16.59]<br>[01:22.10][01:17.76]and it just keeps going <br>[01:24.16][01:20.03]and it just keeps... <br>[01:25.59]<br>[01:25.80]so four hours of turbulence, <br>[01:27.68]we land when i’m about to turd in my pants, <br>[01:29.94]but the captain is seat belt fastened. <br>[01:32.16]so my ass is just passin gas and <br>[01:34.38]at last i escape from the plane <br>[01:36.39]when i’m minutes away from clinically insane. <br>[01:38.47]i make my way towards baggage claim <br>[01:40.43]when i hear a high pitched voice scream my name. <br>[01:42.71]some dumb b****, it was a high schooler <br>[01:44.61]while shes sweating shes telling me she likes my <br>[01:46.95]i just smile and think how great it would be <br>[01:48.98]if i could just hit this chick with a quick like sweep. <br>[01:51.07]so i pick up my ll bean and b line for the next taxi. <br>[01:55.34]in need of weed and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis. <br>[01:59.26]<br>[01:59.66]i’m having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. <br>[02:06.85]everybody needs to go away, why because i’m having a bad day. <br>[02:15.38]<br>[02:21.69][02:16.56]and it just keeps going <br>[02:23.80][02:19.68]and it just keeps... <br>[02:25.20]<br>[02:25.50]i check into my hotel room <br>[02:27.13]and i pick up my cell phone to dial the groom <br>[02:29.33]tell him i moved and i need some water <br>[02:31.69]and food and i’m probably gonna stay in and watch a movie <br>[02:33.97]but the tube has no hbo <br>[02:35.66]so anything i want yo i’m paying for <br>[02:37.78]but i’m lame and broke so i’m laying in a robe <br>[02:40.06]watching that little people big roles show <br>[02:42.63]right then there’s a knock at the door, <br>[02:44.48]it’s my last hope for a spanish <br>[02:46.62]who will change my sheets in exchange for penis <br>[02:48.56]"hi, i’ve lost my ****, have you seen it?" <br>[02:51.01]<br>[02:51.32]jesus, this day is the worst, <br>[02:52.71]at least i can give me a little jerk <br>[02:54.68]and then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless <br>[02:57.26]i guess it could be worse but i’m just <br>[02:58.97]<br>[02:59.36]having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. <br>[03:06.47]everybody needs to go away, why because i’m having a bad day. <br>[03:15.91]<br>[03:21.23][03:17.08]and it just keeps going <br>[03:23.43][03:19.28]and it just keeps... <br>[03:26.99]<br>