Mr.FrumpInTheIronLung歌词

album:"weird al" yankovic
weird al yankovic-mr. frump in the iron lung

i visit mr. frump in the hospital
i see him most every day
and when i see mr. frump in his iron lung
this is what i hear him say

(deep breathing)

y’know, mr. frump is my very best friend
he’s never a chump or a tease
he never tells me lies,
and best of all
he never disagrees

i bring him candy
and flowers every afternoon
sit down by his side and say "hi"
and then i ask him his opinion
of the world situation
and i wait for mr. frump’s reply,
and mr. frump would say

(deep breathing)

well, unfortunately,
soon it came to be
mr. frump’s dying day
and now i bring to you
the very last thing
that mr. frump had to say

(deep breathing, that fades and dies off)

amen